suppose brushing your teeth AFTER drinking a glass of orange juice actually tasted amazing
is there a single reason why googling for a built in function or standard library and the name of a programming language should NOT return the documentation for that function/library from current release hosted on the official language website as the first result?
brushing your teeth immediately before your appointment is arbitrary because, and i quote, ”the gums don’t lie”. however, doing so doesn’t necessarily make you inauthentic.
and now that you’re operating transparently, what about the other argument for precautionary brushing, that of dislodging the remains of lunch’s parsley garnish? although perhaps a courtesy, my hygienist took the pragmatic stance that she’d be finger deep someone else’s mouth for the night, pregame brush or not. i can only assume that being the kind of person that would care or worry about this sort of thing puts you well within the fat part of oral hygiene bell curve anyways.
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